Overwhelmed by Technology?
If you're sick of technology that doesn't behave itself, sick of being talked down to by "computer geeks", and sick of repetitive issues, you're not alone.
You have the right to do your work in peace, free from interruption or condescension. That's why we offer Luxury in Simplicity℠ - Our radical approach is to make your technology simple, fast, and maintenance-free, once and for all.
It turns out, there's no need for any of the suffering!
Most "computer guys" fix the same things over and over and milk you for monthly fees. Our radical approach is to fix problems once and for all, keeping your technology maintenance-free and interruption-free.
In fact, most clients don't need us for a few years! Once people realized they just didn't have problems anymore, they told all their friends, and we grew exponentially.
We have satisfied thousands of clients by simplifying their digital lives once and for all. We can't wait to do that for you, and will strive to exceed your expectations at every turn.
Core Corporate Values
- End the break-fix cycle: Rather than make you into a subscriber, we'd rather fix it once right, and make you so happy you tell all your friends!
- High integrity: We respect your privacy and your data. We implement proper backups as opposed to the often-unreadable automated backup drives.clean polo shirtz
- Professional approach: We dress professionally, and always call to confirm appointments.
- Respect: We won't talk down to you or sell you overkill services. We enlighten and empower you with simple explanations.
- Relationship driven: We are more than “computer guys”; we are your personal technology consultants, and we'll get to know what you actually need.
- Unbiased honesty: Since we are fully independent, we can give you the honest truth about products, and protect you from abusive services and scams.
- Real Human Service: We protect our clients from increasingly rigid and pushy cloud companies
- In-home service: You don't have to lug your PC somewhere and leave it there for weeks!
Our visit pays for itself.
We can make your PC twice as fast (even if it's new!) - no more buying new ones every few years.
Simplifying the use of technology into a more organic experience: We protect you from update attacks, notifications, and clutter so you work in peace.
Save time: Systems cleaned by us are maintenance-free.
We're thorough and pay attention to detail: Our comprehensive services include things like streamlining your email and WiFi.
The computers we design or recommend are usually much cheaper than those you'd find elsewhere.
We'll make sure you're not overspending on ink cartridges, fake security, or rental schemes, and hidden fees.
Oh, and we've saved people over $1 MILLION on their cable bills.
We routinely reduce people's cell phone bills and cable bills by $50-200.
We actually solve problems.
Decades of experience and logical troubleshooting skills mean no shooting in the dark! Rather than performing the usual superficial duct-tape maintenance, we offer comprehensive in-home services to make your entire digital life more stable.
Having a slow computer is just the tip of the iceberg. We solve other issues that most others aren't even aware of:
-Legalized Spyware: Toolbars & Fake Cleaners
-Update Attacks
-Hostageware/Ransomware
-Fake Tech Support Scams
-Fake WiFi
-Cloud-Sucking Scams
-We make sure your email is properly synchronized between your desktop, laptop, tablets, and smartphones.-We remove Fake Rental WiFi devices from your Internet provider and stabilize your connections with Real Routers.-We have created the exclusive Toolbar Shield™ to prevent toolbars (a new form of legal spyware) from breaking into Firefox and Chrome.-We replace unsafe software with safer products, so you're less likely to have problems from then on.-We help people organize their passwords on real paper, and educate people on why complicated passwords aren't helpful.-We can help you with "digital estate planning" - making sure your loved ones can access your accounts when you're not here.-We ensure verifiable Proper Backup methods are used, so you're ransomware-proof and disaster-proof!-We educate you about update attack control: Ever notice how your computer and phone are rearranged, damaged, or much slower after an update? We believe consumers have a right to protect themselves from these, and at the very least control when they happen.
We Make Things "Just Work"
People just want to get online and be left alone, and we deliver that. We turn off the overwhelming number of distracting notifications so you can work in peace. We are also one of the few shops in the world to offer the maintenance-free and virtually bulletproof MINT operating system, for those seeking extreme reliability, simplicity, and security!
Here's what people are saying about The Computer Exorcist
Marc provides a rare and invaluable service to anyone who is intimidated by technology, particularly those of us who own businesses and work from home. As a solo entrepreneur who relies heavily on technology to run and grow my business, I had always felt like I didn’t know what I didn’t know. That left me easy prey to random, shoot-in-the-dark tech support. I received fragmented services that never really addressed the whole of my needs... until I hired Marc. He troubleshot my technology and my business needs in a comprehensive way which has empowered me to up level my online efficiency and my virtual presence, both crucial to my bottom line. Marc is genuine, brilliant, caring, generous and attentive to every detail! He is a huge cut above in every way (and I have worked with multiple tech experts). You will serve yourself and your business extremely well by hiring Marc or one of his associates.
Michelle Atlas - Michelle Atlas Coachingwww.michelleatlas.com
Michelle Atlas - Michelle Atlas Coachingwww.michelleatlas.com
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