Become a Computer Exorcist
Sick of your dayjob?
Are you:-Working in some chicken coop cubicle, and dream of breaking free?-Allergic to a normal 9-to-5, like I am?-Looking for a way to make extra money on your own schedule?-Ready for a purposeful career?
Turns out people are overwhelmed by technology.
We're increasingly dependent on technology, but it antagonizes us, and it's getting more complicated by the week.
Our machines are full of nagging pop-ups and nothing seems to work right.
Consumers suffer at the hands of condescending Big Box Store jokers who have 12 minutes of training.
They lug their machines to a shop and wait weeks for an answer.
They throw away perfectly good computers and waste billions on fake security subscriptions.
Dudes are out there doing virus scans like it's 1992.
They're groping around for obsolete viruses while The New Threats run rampant.
People are now tormented by Legalized Spyware, Update Attacks, Cryptolocker/Hostageware, and Support Scams.
Cloud companies are taking people's documents and photos from their machines.
It's time to update the industry.
Make money helping people with their technology.
I started Teknosophy as a side gig in 2009, as a single guy needing to pay the bills. I printed out business cards and handed them out to my friends and family. People gave me a chance because they knew me, but when I put an end to their problems once and for all, they started telling all their friends.
I discovered consumers, especially seniors, were being milked for monthly fees, getting nothing more than a false sense of security. Even the dudes who mean well have no idea how to actually protect people.
Beyond that, people want real human service. They're sick of phone-trees and untrained folks reading off of scripts. They're willing to pay anything for a Real Human Being to simplify their digital lives.
So I created a method that gets to the root of the problem and also prevents future issues. There's no reason for the suffering, embarrassment, headaches, data loss, and fear! After I clean a PC, it "just works" and leaves you alone.
Word spread like wildfire, and soon I was overwhelmed with calls. In 2013 I was booked out two months. I couldn't turn someone away, lest they fall in to the clutches of a Big Box Store joker who wipes out your data and tries to sell you a new machine.
I took my proven model with over 1,900 satisfied clients, and turned it into The Computer Exorcist Training. I take cutting-edge fixes and distill them into what you need to know. As the industry becomes increasingly frustrating, the demand is only going to increase.
I discovered consumers, especially seniors, were being milked for monthly fees, getting nothing more than a false sense of security. Even the dudes who mean well have no idea how to actually protect people.
Beyond that, people want real human service. They're sick of phone-trees and untrained folks reading off of scripts. They're willing to pay anything for a Real Human Being to simplify their digital lives.
So I created a method that gets to the root of the problem and also prevents future issues. There's no reason for the suffering, embarrassment, headaches, data loss, and fear! After I clean a PC, it "just works" and leaves you alone.
Word spread like wildfire, and soon I was overwhelmed with calls. In 2013 I was booked out two months. I couldn't turn someone away, lest they fall in to the clutches of a Big Box Store joker who wipes out your data and tries to sell you a new machine.
I took my proven model with over 1,900 satisfied clients, and turned it into The Computer Exorcist Training. I take cutting-edge fixes and distill them into what you need to know. As the industry becomes increasingly frustrating, the demand is only going to increase.
Computer Exorcist Training will set you apart.
We solve issues that plague people worldwide - issues that many computer guys aren't even aware of yet. We also make people's machines maintenance-free - no monthly fees, hassle, or worry. You'll thrill your clients and leave all the jokers in the dust. Nobody else is doing this.
You'll learn how to:
-START and PROMOTE your own small business. Become a technician or hire some and become a cat herder.-perform our comprehensive in-home tech support for people in your area.-protect people's computers from the latest threats that other guys can't solve.-save people tons of money by spotting unnecessary fees on their cable and phone bills.-make a consumer's digital life simple, stable, consistent, maintenance-free, and virtually bulletproof.-take a slow computer left for dead and make it last for many more years, saving it from the landfill.-give objective recommendations for ETHICAL and RELIABLE brands.-explain things in Plain English instead of talking down to people.-protect people from Fake WiFi, Cloud-Sucking Schemes, Rental Software Schemes, Update Attacks, Toolbars, Fake Cleaners, and other anti-services.-perform our exclusive Real Proper Backup, the only human-verifiable backup method.-orchestrate Email Transitions to safer providers -perform En-Masse Email Cleanups, flushing out thousands of pieces of spam-answer the most common questions
You'll learn how to:
-START and PROMOTE your own small business. Become a technician or hire some and become a cat herder.-perform our comprehensive in-home tech support for people in your area.-protect people's computers from the latest threats that other guys can't solve.-save people tons of money by spotting unnecessary fees on their cable and phone bills.-make a consumer's digital life simple, stable, consistent, maintenance-free, and virtually bulletproof.-take a slow computer left for dead and make it last for many more years, saving it from the landfill.-give objective recommendations for ETHICAL and RELIABLE brands.-explain things in Plain English instead of talking down to people.-protect people from Fake WiFi, Cloud-Sucking Schemes, Rental Software Schemes, Update Attacks, Toolbars, Fake Cleaners, and other anti-services.-perform our exclusive Real Proper Backup, the only human-verifiable backup method.-orchestrate Email Transitions to safer providers -perform En-Masse Email Cleanups, flushing out thousands of pieces of spam-answer the most common questions
It's a win-win-win.
It's real, unfiltered, and honest. No fake corporate tiptoeing here.
No prior IT work experience required - We just need you to be comfortable with file management.It's like Mary Kay for nerds! Training is affordable so you'll make your money back in no time.
YOU pick the pace and method of training: -Buy our PDFs and learn on your own -Hire us hourly for 1 on 1 training -Summon us during a job for guidance Find a mix that works for you! Either way, our goal is to get you out there saving consumers as quickly as possible.
No prior IT work experience required - We just need you to be comfortable with file management.It's like Mary Kay for nerds! Training is affordable so you'll make your money back in no time.
YOU pick the pace and method of training: -Buy our PDFs and learn on your own -Hire us hourly for 1 on 1 training -Summon us during a job for guidance Find a mix that works for you! Either way, our goal is to get you out there saving consumers as quickly as possible.
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"The Teknosophy Computer Exorcist method is, in a word, phenomenal. Marc-Anthony is a wealth of knowledge and information, and his self-taught approaches, based on years of hands-on experiences, are incredibly effective. Whether you’re a novice with little extended experience in the field, or someone who has professionally trained skills, you will find Marc-Anthony’s training invaluable. Throughout the apprenticeship, he kept me entertained with his big personality and humor, and imparted loads of wisdom upon me. Having access to his knowledgebase, and himself as a resource, has been invaluable throughout the entire process. If you’re interested in becoming a Computer Exorcist, I would highly recommend him! You can't go wrong making a living protecting seniors."
-Drew Muscarella, Flour City Tech (The First Certified Computer Exorcist)